- I'm on my way home from this godforsaken backwater town. I hate hippies.
- Um... Sweets... You kind of are a hippie.
- I know how to drive faster than the speed limit, I don't smell, I shave everything and I have a 6 figure salary. Look at the evidence. Also? I've never once smoked pot or thought it might be fun to follow the dead or fish around.
- You've been a vegetarian for 15 years and you grow your own veggies. Not to mention, you can make curry from scratch.
- That just means I'm awesome.
- Keep telling yourself that.
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- Do you know the story about how we met?
- I don't. Did you meet him in France?
- No, we met in the cheese section at the market. We lived 3 blocks away from each other for about 4 years and never crossed paths.
- Wow, that is pretty awesome.
- Yes. It's a lie. We met on match.com
- Seriously?
- Yah. But the cheese thing *could* have happened.
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- Just stop dating American men.
- What? Why?
- Where do I start? Men who were not raised here can dress themselves. They have friends and their own social lives. They are civilized at the table, appreciate a good meal out, they don't cause unnecessary drama and they are usually interested in the world around them. If they live in the US, they've probably been recruited because they're smart and useful.
- Smart and useful are good. And did you say no drama?
- Yep. And they're good at other things too.
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- I actually hate it here, that's why I'm not spending another night. But holy crap this bar is awesome.
- I knew you'd want to spend the night after seeing this place.
- I'm overdressed.
- Yep. You're the only one in a suit I've seen all day.
- I was a high roller this morning.
- You're always a high roller.
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- I told my parents you'd keep them in meat if they move here.
- Are they kosher?
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- I'm trying everyday to hide the disdain on my face, truthfully.
- Guessing that's a good life skill for you to acquire.
- It does come in handy.
